IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle

Honestly, I’m just waiting for the day when we get an email that says - “Omg. I saw someone read my bangle and they got all flustered and backed the fuck off.” Yep. 

That’s why we made it. 

1.5m people - HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? 

If You Can Read This, You’re Too Fucking Close. 

Super relevant right now due to the social distancing (obvs), but also super relevant for your office mate Tim who leans in too close when speaking to you. Or people who stand too close while you’re in an elevator. Or for your partner when they are just not getting the drift that you want a lil’ space. We don’t recommend showing it to your kids. But hey, you do you.

This bang is all you need to let them know to back off. 

So flash it whenever you think it’s needed. Watch people’s reactions as they squint and read it (most likely aloud to you) ‘If You Can Read This, You’re Too Fucking Close.’

Wear it as a reminder of this (maybe blissful, or maybe painful) time where your personal space was a sacred thing and essential to keep you and the peeps you love safe. 

And one day, when you’re 80 years old, and you sit down and pull your little grandson Jimmy onto your lap, and he asks - “Why do you have a bangle that says that grandma?” You can say, “Buckle up kiddo. I’m going to tell you about a crazy fucking year. It started with something called a Coronavirus. It was the year 2020...

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • silver bangles are made from polished stainless steel
  • rose gold bangles are made from stainless steel with super high quality rose gold electroplating
  • very hard wearing but please avoid chlorine (pools)
  • made to be worn all the time - don't save them for a special occasion!
  • 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
  • one size fits most
  • 63.7mm diameter when closed
  • the clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle

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