SHE SAID 'FUCK THIS SHIT' AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
SHE SAID 'FUCK THIS SHIT' AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
SHE SAID 'FUCK THIS SHIT' AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle
SHE SAID 'FUCK THIS SHIT' AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle

SHE SAID 'FUCK THIS SHIT' AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - Rose Gold Clasp Bangle

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Once upon a time, there was a woman who was juggling 127 kinds of balls and trying to keep them all in the air.

Work. Children. Partner. Friends. Pets. Cleaning. Schedules. Responding to text messages, emails and DM’s in a timely manner.

And fuck knows what else. God, it’s exhausting just writing about it.

This woman was trying her best to keep all the balls in the air - but she soon discovered that being surrounded by a copious amount of balls left her in some pretty hairy situations.

She was tired, sweaty, and frankly, things smelled a little musty. Something needed to change. By chance, one day, she happened upon a quote. A quote that would change her life.

Three simple words.

Fuck. This. Shit.

Her eyes lit up. She began to let go of the balls she’d be grasping so tightly. And as each set of balls fell to the ground she repeated to herself. “Fuck this Shit, Fuck that Shit, Fuck it, Fuck it all.” And as her balls began to drop, her voice became stronger. Her situations, less hairy.

She wasn’t so tired. Or sweaty. And everything smelt a lot more fresh. For the first time in her life, her fairytale was coming true. The era of Fuck this shit had begun. She was living a life on her terms. On her time. Be that woman. A wise woman.

She said “Fuck This Shit” and lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • silver bangles are made from polished stainless steel
  • rose gold bangles are made from stainless steel with super high quality rose gold electroplating
  • very hard wearing but please avoid chlorine (pools)
  • made to be worn all the time - don't save them for a special occasion!
  • 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
  • one size fits most
  • 63.7mm diameter when closed
  • the clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo!